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Slickpony
so....for those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman....Listen Up: The G spot is located....at the end of the word Shopping....
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@TheStonedArab
I don't believe in change, I pay the exact amount.
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Justin (Canada)
I just created a website for female drivers, but it keeps crashing.
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SCOTLAND
Im deaf. Never thought id hear myself say that.
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SCOTLAND
I dont see why so many people enjoy anal. I think its just fukin shit.
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SCOTLAND
I like going into McDonalds and ordering an Egg McMuffin and a McChicken, just to see which one comes first.
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SCOTLAND
Whats the difference between sin and shame? Its a sin to put it in, but its a shame to pull it out.
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pinktiewizard
I am comical, I am humorous, I am Funny, I am hysterical, I am amusing, I am right now on thesaurus.com
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Garnik
It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you
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SuperDan
What do you call all the extra useless skin around the vagina?------------ The woman.
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Cape Town: The world's largest Superhero Retirement community.
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29/01/2012 06:45 PM
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Ryan Swain
Teenage pregnancies would be greatly reduced if bars and clubs had better lighting.
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29/01/2012 04:03 PM
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Ryan Swain
I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
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29/01/2012 03:25 PM
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Ryan Swain
A true relationship is like a pair of creased jeans, it's problems can always be ironed out.
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29/01/2012 03:24 PM
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Ryan Swain
Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition!
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29/01/2012 03:19 PM
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Ryan Swain
Christianity, just one woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand.
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29/01/2012 02:30 PM
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J. ESSO
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got f*cked to achieve it!
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29/01/2012 01:32 PM
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Ryan Swain
My girlfriend kept going "Ssshhhhh!" during sex, last night. I think she might have a puncture.
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29/01/2012 01:07 PM
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sirdawko
When I meet a woman for the 1st time,they usually ask me the same old questions.Who are you,how did you get in & why are you wearing my bra?
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29/01/2012 12:54 PM
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Ryan Swain
These NHS cut backs have gone way to far, I didn't even get a f*cking sticker at the dentist this morning!
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29/01/2012 12:41 PM
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Ryan Swain
There's water all over the floor "Dial 999, the baby is on its way." I replied, "Hang on a minute, I think the dishwasher is f*cked."
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29/01/2012 12:36 PM
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Justin (USA)
Q( - _-)_____¦__o___Q(-_ - ) *Asian ping pong match*
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29/01/2012 05:12 AM
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Kslay
I hate mini cupcakes. You eat 3 of them, then convince yourself 3 mini's are equivalent to 1 regular cupcake. Never ending battle!
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29/01/2012 04:10 AM
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Justin (Canada)
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
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29/01/2012 03:42 AM
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Gazza
I've decided to build my own Italian cruise ship. It'll be called 'The Costa Your Life-a'.
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29/01/2012 01:44 AM
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Wyld Child
what do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
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29/01/2012 01:41 AM
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smiddie
What does a 80 year old woman have between her legs that a 20 year old doesn't? Her tits.
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29/01/2012 01:39 AM
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smiddie
I'm not doing that National Health lottery again, last week I got three numbers and MRSA.
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29/01/2012 01:37 AM
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@wroughtiron
I took my Grandad's inheritance to Flog It last week. Apparently they don't accept Grandmas, and I had to take her home again.
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29/01/2012 01:35 AM
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Justincider
My neighbour gets her underwear online. I wait until she's out, then hop over the fence and take it offline.
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29/01/2012 01:32 AM
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